Monthly Archives: May 2011

Protected: POLL: Name my external hard drive

Posted on 28 May 2011 by campylobacter

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Special treats

Posted on 26 May 2011 by campylobacter

Thu, 01:04: Oy! I do not envy doing that task. LJ’s PM service is so tedious. http://j.mp/iMsWix Thu, 01:40: Pretty! The icon with Daniel’s derpy face on the book cover is cracking me up! http://j.mp/msQ8tH Thu, 01:41: Baaaww! Keller’s so … Continue reading →

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Bitches love towels

Posted on 25 May 2011 by campylobacter

Tue, 15:32: RT @MEUSA: Westboro Baptist Church protest raises $44,000 for gay men’s group: http://ow.ly/52cap Tue, 15:45: RT @amiamiley: To me GTL means…. If you look like you just came from the gym and tanning….. I’ll do your laundry. 😉 … Continue reading →

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Slutty Dorothy shoots a rifle LIKE A BOSS

Posted on 24 May 2011 by campylobacter

Mon, 23:00: My best friend is going blind. 😦 Mon, 23:55: Mili Avital & James Spader! So cute! ❤ Love this movie. 🙂 http://j.mp/kioFIO Tue, 00:18: EPILOG: Daniel saw in his peripheral vision two men in business suits loitering at … Continue reading →

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Gillian Anderson is FLAWLESS

Posted on 23 May 2011 by campylobacter

Sun, 15:00: RT @xfyellowbee: Gillian Anderson is trending because she is such a great actress that she manages to lose an award and still win the show. Sun, 15:08: Gillian Anderson is FLAWLESS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVojHdpVfJA Sun, 15:21: I have no idea … Continue reading →

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It couldn’t’ve been inappropriate sarcasm

Posted on 22 May 2011 by campylobacter

Sat, 12:12: RT @martingero: Have talked to my neighbours…many people missing. Am officially creeped out. The news doesn’t seem to be covering it … Sat, 12:19: Fish. Barrel. Super-soaker. http://j.mp/jwhFbN Sat, 14:32: RT @martingero: Uhm…some dude just floated away on … Continue reading →

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The Zombie Apocalypse is upon us

Posted on 21 May 2011 by campylobacter

Fri, 17:15: Ba’al in SG-1 BDUs & a thigh holster? LET ME DIE RIGHT NOW i’m going to just keel over now and fucking die from … http://j.mp/kGO0O7 Fri, 17:20: If I’m driving on the street behind you while you … Continue reading →

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Let the bodies hit the sky

Posted on 21 May 2011 by campylobacter

To my brother, I bequeath my porn collection. The rest of you can have my pants. [via David Pogue’s Twitter rec "The funniest Rapture video you’ll see all day!"]

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I’m a sucka for gun!porn

Posted on 20 May 2011 by campylobacter

Thu, 12:02: I take it you’re not a Justin Bieber fan, then. ::ducks:: http://j.mp/iHWQF0 Thu, 12:10: lame and repetitive as are their messages http://j.mp/msPZtm Thu, 12:17: when the rapture leaves our asses behind http://j.mp/irnKCU Thu, 12:18: RT @dcurtisj: OH FUCK … Continue reading →

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STAR WARS FANVID: Han & Leia, the Worst Couple in the Universe

Posted on 20 May 2011 by campylobacter

I ‘shipped them so hard when I was in junior high. D’aaaww. Hilarious mashup of "How to Ruin Your Marriage – Who’s Right? Part 1 (1954)" with de-saturated clips from ANH, ESB & RoTJ. Thanks to Death Star PR for … Continue reading →

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